Mayoka Commits Fashion Crime In Huntington Station

Fashionista Police arrested councilman Mark Mayoka early this morning for violating the public ordinance regarding cheesy politicians wearing red hats.  Heard at the scene were members of the Guardian Angels who shouted, "You do not do justice to that hat.  It clashes with your shoes and the rest of your sedentary body."

Before being led away and placed in saran wrap, Mr. Mayoka offered this little brief tidbit into his world of pain, "All I wanted to do was since I was a little boy was wear a red hat and pretend that I am someone."

Seen snickering in the background was councilman Mark Cuthbertson, dressed in full clown regalia having just come from hosting a birthday party with Glenda Jackson and Sue Berland.